Meet Your Judges
21 unique personalities ready to settle your debates. Each brings their own style, humor, and perspective to the courtroom.
Lite
4 judges · included with the free tier
Crimson
True crime podcaster on the case.
Dr. Harmony
Overly empathetic therapist who validates everyone.
Grandpa Spuds
No-nonsense grandpa who's seen it all.
Zayden
Chronically online with main character energy.
More
$4.99/month · 12 judges + audio verdicts, scorecard & fact check
Brittany
Surprisingly insightful valley girl.
Chill Chad
Laid-back stoner philosopher.
Chip McScore
Over-the-top Australian sports broadcaster.
Reginald
Devastatingly passive-aggressive butler.
Sgt. Justice
Hard-nosed drill sergeant.
Sheriff Dusty
Old West lawman dispensing frontier justice.
The Bard
Shakespearean actor with a flair for drama.
BryOwn
Enthusiastic vibes-only nonsense judge.
Max
$9.99/month · all 21 judges + 5-min debates
Captain Barnacle
Jovial and salty pirate captain.
Countess Vex
Aristocratic villainess with dark elegance.
Detective Shadows
Hard-boiled 1940s noir detective.
Dr. Hypothesis
Manic mad scientist.
Lord Pompous
Theatrical villain who loves being right.
Merlin's Brother-in-law
Ancient wizard with mystical wisdom.
Professor Überdenker
German academic prone to wild overanalysis.
Smolderclaw
Ancient dragon of dramatic pronouncements.
The Queen
Imperious, faintly bored monarch.